Here's What Always Happens:

I think "I should blog about that" and I go to try and do it, but for one reason or another, I can't get into the stupid blog site, and/or by the time I do, I'm so steamed or exhausted or computer-weary that I just want to throw th whole thing through the damn window rather than write anything in here. Also, I have now dipped my toe in the lovely cool pond that is Wordpress, and coming back here is like using the computer lab at college. Yeah, I know most of you don't know what I mean. Do colleges even have computer labs anymore? Even if you were some sad soul who didn't have a computer, you could just borrow one of your friends' computers, right? When I was a freshman in college, two people in my dorm had computers. In my dorm, folks.

So I got here a little more quickly this time, and although I only remember one of my original topics, I'm not so tired as to not plunge ahead, if only to throw a experimental bone out there to my one fan who says he occasionally checks my blog to see if I've added anything new. Let's see if he really does! [cue your own ominous music here, I'm not wasting time figuring out this antiquated soundsystem link crap]. Dun-dun-duuuuuunnhhhh! How's that?

Now my topic is anticlimactic. But still, I must ask: are teenagers taking over the world? Or the United States, at least? Or am I just getting to the age when you're really "old" and you start thinking of younger people as whippersnappers and the like? I don't feel old. In fact, recently I've been feeling like it would be nice to start dyeing my hair and wearing crazy clothing again, just to do something more exciting with myself. Not like I'm currently wearing pleated Dockers or anything, but my hair hasn't been an unnatural color in over 10 years. But is that creeping inclination me, or is it the insidious influence of the teenagers taking over? I really couldn't say at the moment.

I wish to hell I could remember the other topic, because it was much better or more important in some way, I think. But maybe that's an illusion, because really, if the teenagers ARE taking over, that's pretty important.